52% devil

1.Sunnie went to shopping with a friend. She tried seems ok, so i help her to try this cloth, it looks very good on me. I insist her to buy. she very surprise:"why u not buy" "because u buy, then i can borrow from u. a good way to save my money."
(just kidding with her, i always willing to pay for her bill when eat together)

2. Sunnie always create all chance to praize herself and say bad words of others on back. This time with her drive teacher
S: Sir, don't u think it is very boring with another student? She not talk much, always be scilent. But with me, very funny. teaching me is very good job, don't u think so?
T: I am get used for other students not talk so much.

3. After share apartment with my best friend. Her life quality turns much better. I cook dinner for her(sometimes, she cook. but my cooking skill is better, wiiiiiiiiiii). If eat outside, i will bring food to her. On weekend morning, i will give bread and milk to her when she still in bed.
last saturday the first words from her mouth is "i cannot stand for our company's workers.... .... ..."
Sunnie: honey, for the boys who love u, and u wanna to get rid of them. I suggest them to live next door with u. once they saw u in Saturday early morning, the first word come out is ur work. they give up to pursue u quickly.

4.
Sunnie: everything in china's price rise. even noodles
Amit: What will u do? U eat 20% of whole china's noodle

5. Amit has wrote on his msn: happy birthday for kay. for one monthes, forget to change back
Sunnie: Hey, kay's mom really had so hard time?
Amit:why?
Sunnie: she spend one month time birthing a babe

6. Sunnie: what kay give u on ur birthday
Amit: two t-shirt, one CD, one player, one cup, one.....
Sunnie: Ohh, i see. She own a supermarket.