the third cutest people in the world

the No.1 cutest people must be Sunnie Liang. 2nd is Sunnie Liang's future husband. 3rd is my boss--Amit.

1.I was talking with Amit saying one supplier of ours, the boss is fat, and the two connector people also fat, but sometimes, i have lunch in their place.

Amit:so they all fat?do not have too many lunch with them. as u too fat then you need two seats in train so expense for me double.
Sunnie:i not have money, i will go to have with them.
Amit: what do u have for lunch, chairs? (this supplier sell chairs to us.)

2.Sunnie:hey,boss, my phone lost by itself when i fall in love with iphone.now i booked one from US.
Amit:so matey your phone lost itself?
Sunnie:he is too sad,he wanna to go outside to have a look.
Amit:really or did you kick him outside?

3. I am small size girl.
Amit need a kind of pillow, which is 40cm*40cm.
Sunnie: Which pillow?
Amit:square like pillow sunnie can sleep on.i need 25 pillows for sunnie.

4. One day i discuss with Amit about work very late night in China,(his time is afternoon).
Amit:go sleep old lady.ur bones need rest.bones at 28 start to hurt.
Sunnie:come on!!!!!!now 27!!!
Amit:oh i thought u 28.
Sunnie:i c. u r in 2010 now.

5. Sunnie thought a good idea for work.
Sunnie: this is my best idea in 2009.
Amit:best idea from me was old lady sunnie need walking stick wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Sunnie:old man is so considerate. always suggest others use same thing as him. By the way, please call me old pretty lady.
Amit:hey pretty old lady.
Sunnie:thanks, u r so correct.

6. Amit travelled from Roma.
Sunnie:did u take ur walk sticker with u?don't u have walking problem there?
Amit:no.kay carry me.
Sunnie:wow, lucky u r so light.

7. Send Amit product pic by msn.
Sunnie:i send u here.just one pic.
after one send out, find still have two need to be sent.
Sunnie:sorry the one pic have one daugher and one son wanna to follow the mom.so total three.
Amit: whole family.

8.
Amit:actually i was too slow.
Sunnie:old man, u know sometimes, age works.

9. the next day:
Amit: hello old pretty lady.
Sunnie:seems ur memory is as young people now.

10. I made a very silly mistake on work .
Sunnie:JESUS,SLAPPPPPPPPPPPP ME PLZ. can u deduct from my salary for the lost?
too shame .bye bye , i jump out of the window.take care of urslef.
Amit: No, we need u.so dont jump.
Sunnie:ok, i jump back. thanks very much.

11. On business trip one day.
Sunnie: supplier sent me to a hotel in tourist place.food here is very expensive.
Amit:kev will pay matey no worry, eat alot.
Sunnie:kevin's business trip finished long time ago, now is trip for ur business.
Amit:if you want me to pay then please only eat chewing gum.one packet.
Sunnie:chewing gum will make stomach more hungry.
Amit:then eat the chewing gum packing.
(in fact Amit allow me eat wherever i wanna. )

12.
Sunnie:i found swing chair can make family relationship more tight.
Amit:how?
Sunnie:husband have less chance to look for lovers outside.when wife sit in swing chair, when he saw, he will think, "ohh my god, my wife so pretty".

13.
Sunnie: Hi, how r u?
Amit:good.
Sunnie:and now u going to be un-good. ....(one sad news).r u still alive after hearing this?i know ur heart is not strong as young guy.
Amit:heart stop.

14.
Amit's hand have sth. wrong these days,(but can recover soon).
Sunnie:so Kay can make u painful easily if u not listen to her
Amit:she just press it there.
Sunnie:yes, and u r dying.so easy job for her.
Amit:i leave all money and estate to my turtle.
Sunnie:my name is turtle in fact. Sunnie is my nickname.
Amit: that's why u r so slow?
Sunnie:i will send u bank information.Please wire all ur money to this account if she press u before u die.

15. Amit is enquiring if one supplier is even more happier now with our orders.
Sunnie:but i need to emphasis to them by creating a song, every time i go there, i sing that ~we cut models, we sacrisfied a lot.... to make ur production easier."so they can know it better.
Amit:they will put a shower head in your mouth to lower sound.(this supplier's one spare parts is shower head)